Damn Retarded Monkeys!

“So what’s wrong with your PlayStation?”

“Well, it was working one day, and then today it wasn’t. Could you fix it?”

“I guess I can take a look at it.”

“Can you do that right now?”

“uhm, sure, I guess.”

Gord opens the PlayStation up.

“Well, there is your problem. A retarded monkey with a soldering iron tried to put in a mod chip. I’d like to say I’ve seen a worse soldering job, but I’d be lying. Usually soldering doesn’t cover an entire chip in solder.”

“Uhm… I didn’t do that.”

“I never said you did. I blamed a retarded monkey.”

“So how did that happen?”

“A retarded monkey with a soldering iron.”

“But it just stopped working.”

“Do I look like the morality police? I can install a new motherboard for you. I’ve got them in stock.”

“Could you also chip it for me?”

“I asked do I look like the morality police, not do I look like an idiot.”