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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 13

And He’s Just Plain Retarded.

Wherein The Gord reveals the limitations of PlayStations.

Customer asks Gord about ordering a selection of anime DVD’s. Gord informs him that they are $45 each. Then add in taxes, and $2 for shipping to their place, and the total is $208.

“I’m sorry. That’s too much. I can get them for $30 by mail order from Animenation.com”

“You do realize $30 US converts to more than $45 Canadian. And on top of that, shipping from the states will cost more. A lot more.”

“Oh, the site is in Canadian dollars.”

“You are aware that it lists everything in US dollars, being a US site and all.”

“No it doesn’t. It’s in Canadian, as I’m in Canada. All web sites convert to Canadian dollars in their pricing when you visit them from Canada.”

<blink blink>

“So exactly at what point did you decide to waste my time and not listen to the facts? Was it the part when I said it was $2 for shipping that you suddenly woke up retarded?”

When Gord is in charge, mandatory classes on being a normal customer will be required for everyone.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Thirteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter13.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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